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02/27/01 I think this might become something. I was just looking at some webcomics and I realized I don't really have to have talent to do a web comic!! Some people use Ascii art, others just reuse the same pictures but add different words. Yesterday I didn't get to mention that I tried to make a comic. Unfortunately I can't repeat draw, that is, can't draw the same thing twice. It's a terrible shame. However I might practice and start a webcomic. I could get some people to help me with the site design. That would be very, very good. I need to learn Japanese. I really do. It's so depressing not knowing a word. Some people had really deprived childhoods. Could you imagine not growing up on Sesame Street (before it was politically correct), and The Muppet Show, and Curious George? I can't. Oh yeah the rant I wanted to get out was.. Ah shit.. I don't feel like writing it. It was really cool. It was about human nature and the affects of knowledge. However I feel like fragging those damn bots in Q3. Then I may pratice my drawing. Eat your Pomegranates kids.
02/26/01 I really don't know why I bother with this anymore. There's not a single good hosting place that is letting me put my site up! When I register they always give some odd error. Ah well. I've just realized that Largo from Megatokyo is a very wise person. His rants are often very good. If I ever get a functioning page I may post some of my favorite rants. If and when I get a working site I think I might make an art section. I do wome very crappy art in Microsoft Paint, and I think I should post it. I will also get a Blogger account. What is Blogger? Go to the site and see for yourself. I really don't feel like explaining now. I have a large bit I want to rave about but I have 'Bed Time' in, like, one minute. So I leave in utter humiliation.Good evening.
02/22/01 I'm never gonna get this site hosted. If you ever get the chance look up the Japanese band Dir en Grey . That is one good band. Like really good. Very pretty damn amazing.Mainstream sites suck. If you go to the backwoods sites you live a lot more fufilled life. For example RPGamer is a really good site. The mainstream sites are filled with poorly hidden ads. Our system uses state of the art IBM Sooper Dooper chips which are really good and fast and work good in computers because IBMs are good. Did you know IBM....?? I'm sure you won't find something quite like this becuase no one would endorse IBMs cause they're terrible machines. Seriously though whenever you need to find some good information try finding a lesser known site. It'll be worth your time.I feel like listing some of my favorite webcomics. I have a links page in the works (hah!) but I feel like posting them now. I also need to get an art section. So yeah, the comics. Megatokyo Sinfest Colledge Roomies From Hell! Eversummer Eve [::neobaka::] Acid Reflux Sketch Of Love Exploitation Now Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bored..
02/15/01 Shit, it's been a while and I haven't found a place to host my rant. So yet again I'm updating for no audience. Ah well, when it's up people can see my struggles with God. ' So Jacob was left alone, and a man wrestled with him till daybreak. When the man saw he could not overpower him, he touched the socket of Jacob's hip so that his hip was wrenched as he wrestled with the man.Then the man said "Let me go, for it is daybreak." But Jacob replied, " I will not let you go until you bless me." The man asked him, "What is your name?" "Jacob" he answered. Then the man said, "You name will no longer be Jacob, but Israel, because you have struggled with God and with men and have overcome." ' Oh yeah it's kinda late but I've made a velentines day story out of those candy hearts.
02/10/01 I don't know why I'm writing this. I haven't got a place to host yet so no one can read it.. Never the less I have written something. Go to Seanbaby.com. Real funny yo. Also check out the 'Fat Chicks in Party Hats' section of that site. Mexicans are crazy.
02/09/01 You are insignificant. Everything is meaningless. A sermon for your head yo. Prupruman. I am all powerful prupruman. Feel the wrath of my mucho megalithic, post-apocalyptic speech of death. The world will be ruled by soy beans. We all know we are becoming dependant of soy. It is really a intelligent plant and we are becoming dependant on it. Then it will wake up and be like 'yeah you my hoes obey me' and we will for all our godliness OBEY. No kids the power rangers aren't gonna save you. That wouldn't be politically correct now wouldn't it? After all 'Ernie and Bert are GAY because they share a room. Barkley doesn't have eyes so how does he see? Hoots has a black mans voice! Snuffelupegusses don't exist! Oh these are atrocities. Lets screw over Sesame street ladies and gents because they are teaching kids immoral values.' SEE WHAT POLLITICAL CORRECTNESS DOES? May George Bush destroy my spleen but political correctness has never done anything for us. Yet when soy has us in its grasp we will all say, and I quote, 'We should resist but we need the protein and meatless meat! It wouldn't be politically correct to kill our main food supply!' and we become slaves. Little do we realize that when soy is ruling us we will not be allowed to eat it. When we've all been killed the last person remaining will be like 'Damn. We didn't get our soy after all.' And that shall be the smartest man of all. He shall grab a torch and with one flick of his wrist he shall destroy all soy in a firey mess. Amen to that Friend of Humanity.Since you've been enjoying that amazing adventure I shall lead you to here. Fsck. I forgot how to make links. You shall look and this page and cast your head down and utter the words Why did the Lord allow HTML to be made?? Didn't He know the consequences?? Well I dislike this too so don't discriminate against me cause of my ignorence. That ends session number 1. If you intend on coming back, get yourself a psychiatrist in advance and get your soy protein yo.